But I REALLY wanted to:
"Would you PLEASE stop TOUCHING me, and while you are falling asleep STOP picking at me, prodding my belly button, grabbing my love handles, gripping and pinching my armpits, swatting my breasts, rolling on me (no, I did say that one out loud), fondling my breasts, pinching my arms, pushing into my armpit, squawking, crying, singing, babbling, sucking loudly on your thumb(s), and last of all, SNORING."
There, I said it. And I feel much better. Thank you.
It's my third late night with the kids this week, and I have a feeling that they are not asleep for the night...
