Be awakened by baby.
Wake toddler.
Change baby's diaper. Change toddler's diaper.
Take shower.
Drink caffeine. Quickly.
Dig through laundry basket for clean clothes.
Change baby's clothes. Change toddler's clothes.
Make plans for morning activity. Set EDT.
Change baby's diaper.
Give toddler milk. Give toddler food.
Give baby breast.
Watch baby start to eat.
Watch baby suddenly become fascinated by anything else in the room.
Watch baby cough and choke as a result of her multi-tasking.
Change baby's diaper.
Modify EDT.
Pack diaper bag.
Prepare toddler's snack.
Prepare toddler's drink.
Change toddler's diaper.
Change baby's diaper.
Wrangle toddler for socks, shoes.
Use bathroom, accompanied by toddler.
Brush teeth, at toddler's insistence.
Watch toddler soak clothes.
Modify EDT.
Remove toddler's wet clothes.
Dress toddler.
Pile blankets atop infant in car seat.
Cajole dogs inside.
Close doggy door.
Administer doggy treats.
Clothe toddler in "wind-friendly" coat and hat.
Start to exit house.
Grab coat, sunglasses, keys.
Carry car seat.
Hold toddler's hand.
Block dogs' exit.
Open door.
Hold door for passage.
Bang into door and door frame.
Three or four times.
Exit the house.
No kidding.
